Look upon me, and know me.
Yea, God is still here too. I am always here. Even if I don’t seem like it. Even when you’re masturbating. Always. Watching.
I may not be a teenybopper or anything, but still, want to know: what's my future?

You will be arrested on corruption charges.

So God, what was the whole deal with you and Mary?
Anonymous

That bitch was hot.

I want a pet T-Rex!
Anonymous

Uh, they’re extinct?

CTHULHU!
Anonymous

I like his mustache.

Dear God I want another puppeh plez. :D
Anonymous

Ask your parents for one. Do I look like a puppy machine?

rubytuckeryoufuckers:

hippocatthing:

rubytuckeryoufuckers:

hippocatthing:

rubytuckeryoufuckers replied to your post: God. What’s my future? Like I care though…. Pft.

That’s a terrible future. What the hell, god? You suck.

Don’t dream it, be it.

God, I hate you. Go away.

 I will never go away. Hm. Have you been hanging around Christophe? You’re getting his particular brand of pathetic anger toward me.

No…. I should be though…. Since you suck, god. You suck so hard….. You’ll never make world peace…… Or you’ll never get rid of my brother….. Asshole.

 Ah, but see, it isn’t up to me to create world peace, that’s your game. I like it when you guys are fighting cause it’s funny.

And your brother is one of my more amusing creations, so I’ll definitely be keeping him around for a while.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FATHER YOU BASTARD

Hm, this is old. Hi Damien, still enjoying the sodomy?

Why are there now brontosauruses raining from the sky over here?
Anonymous

Well I like dinosaurs. Yea.

ALLAH!
Anonymous

…Is this a terrorist attack?